"Go ahead and tell him. Tell the waiter how you're the first one of us to turn 50."
"I'll have the apple juice and I'm ready to order at your convenience." - as said to me by a seven year old
"What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper." - as told to me by a five year old
"Please hurry. We need coffee and hot rolls now!"
"I need a drink recommendation. You should know I'm an ex-marine."
"My friend doesn't drink so I'd like her portion in my glass as well."
"Please try this card. If it doesn't work I'm running."
"I don't want to share my dessert. Please don't bring extra spoons."
"I'm on a special diet. It's terrible. I can only have things that have been boiled."
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